They park on zebra crossings (there are no zig zags either side of the crossing). They park on bends, corners, double park and they park in entrances so blocking every one in a car park for instance.
Yes it is true, they are nuts behind a steering wheel, El Loco.
So tonight a Spaniard was blocked in his apartment car park by another Spaniard, and the local Police were called. They issue a ticket, put a green sticker on the kerb for the obstructing driver, because the tow truck comes and removes the obstructing car. Very Good no messing, lift on a chariot take away, very quick. Pronto.
Green sticker on the kerb tells idiot features that his car is in the pound awaiting payment. And another one bites the dust !!!
I
have to add, that these sweeping generalisations are all based on first hand
eye witness accounts, my eyes. Spaniards have a problem with dashboards and
instruments, speedometer, Que??? Horn ah Si Si, Indicators, err No.
No indicators necessary, why don't you know where I am going
look at the front wheels. No belisha beacons on zebra crossings, lets run them
over, Carramba missed. Horn ah si si
noise excellente, leave engine
running si si excellente mucho noise por favor. Parking ah si si
hit the car behind then you
know how much space you have. Now fwd,
hit the car in front, bump bump, thats what bumpers are for. Be a fool to break the 2 second rule, ah no
no, follow car in front as close as possible whatever speed, use his slip
stream like on race track, roads are race tracks after all Mucho Gracias. Tyres
and Tarmac no no senior no gaps at traffic lights and junctions,
might have to bump you on your way vamoos.
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